Otto Update : Cleansing the Ottostead
Hey Everyone,
So Tony has been out for a few days now. Gilbert the new roomie has been great and works so he's not home much. I've started going through the house deep cleaning and fixing or tossing everything Tony broke which is a ton. Mostly in the kitchen. I've done the bathroom so that's how I know he stole the soap and was doing speed that night(I found 2 crank baggies in the bathroom with out nasty surprises like candy, wrappers, and feces). I'm working on the kitchen now...one drawer at a time...just did Tupperware and more than half is gone or damaged beyond repair. To say the least this has been a nightmare. Again I'm finding all kinds of nasty surprises in the kitchen too...yes including feces.
As you can imagine I'm in a world of pain and quite pissed off. The picture is of the window he "fixed"...yeah...that bad. That whole thing will have to be redone. I have no clue what the red shit is either. If your in my area and could help I'd appreciate it. I want to get all his funk and energy out of this stead ASAP.
Also I'm out of edibles and only have super strong pills left and not many of them. So pretty soon I won't be able to deal with the pain and it will suck. The super strong pills knock me out for 12 hours and I feel like a rubber band with no energy when they were off. The pain feels like being on fire while being stabbed all over. My cookie guy says it will be at least a week until I can get more...le sigh.
-Otto Von Danger
SGT/USMC and Artist at Large
Semper fidelis
In all seriousness wtf did he put on that window, so glad he's gone and you've got someone better, hope you can find some edibles, treats will be there for kitty tomorrow, wish I could send you edibles, hopefully some day in the near future, I know it's hard when you want to get shit done but try not to overdo it, did you ever get slippers I can have them there tomorrow as long as you let me order from Amazon, hahaha got your address now, you just never know what Amazon will leave, I drive my daughter crazy with the pkgs I send my grandsons, says she's gonna call them and tell them I'm bat shit crazy cancel my Prime acct 😂 well now that I've taken up all this space I'm out of here, be well Otto...Maria ✌
ReplyDeleteYeah...worst window install I've ever seen and I've done them myself at age 10...really easy job. I never did get slippers but I'm also not a fan of anything from Amazon. I figured out why they have such deals...companies make copies of their products that are made like crap and break/were out fast. So it's NOT worth any savings. Plus they underpay their workers and treat them like shit.
DeleteYeah but they're getting better with offering college tuition, etc., and the slippers I have on I've had for over a year, only once did I have to return anything and it was a tshirt bought from individual seller, during the pandemic Amazon saved my ass
DeleteThe last three things friends ordered for me from there broke in less than a month. But your welcome to try. I'm a size 12
DeleteSlippers will be there Monday I got you a size 13 in case you've got socks on, they're memory foam, slip on like clog style and non slip bottoms if they don't fit or anything let me know I can have them returned and try again
Deleteok...thanks
DeleteYou're welcome Otto and like I said if they don't fit, you don't like them, I'll just issue a return if nothing else hopefully they're good enough till you can get some but if you like them I'll order you another pair. Lol I always have 2 pairs cuz I live in slippers 😁 Maria
DeleteI just realized you just described jail slippers...are these jail slippers? If so they will probably last me a few days...maybe a week before4 they shred.
DeleteJail slippers cost less than a dollar...i hope you didn't pay more than that.
DeleteLmao, no not jail slippers they've got the enclosed top , like a shoe you just slip on not moccasin style, you crack me up
DeleteYou said they were memory foam with a rubber sole...that's a jail slipper. I have thick cloth with fuzzy inside slip on slippers now but they are falling apart after a year.
DeleteI canceled them but the cat treats should be arriving shortly
DeleteCool...my Man and FrogBat crew gathering to celebrate the Man not Burning is about to start. Everyone's vaccinated of course. Some really awesome folks are planning on being here so I'm excited. About the slippers...I'm glad you didn't waste money...but those sounded exactly like jail slippers which won't last me a week and Amazon is known for selling crap. I would have worn them if you didn't but they would have shredded fast.
DeleteBut I really do appreciate the effort and thought.
DeleteThe treats arrived. Gilbert is in shock someone he doesn't know sent that. He's very thankful and so am I. Thanks.
DeleteYou're very welcome, please tell Shima enjoy 😻😻😻 have a great time tonight Maria
DeleteWasn't going to tell you until Wednesday but one of my best friends passed away this morning and I don't know when I'll be back on here, I reordered your slippers they will be there sometime on Wednesday. Hope you had a great time last night and I hope Shima liked her treats, let me know when she needs more...Maria
DeleteSo sorry to hear about your friend. I just lost one of my long time great friends too so i know your pain. Thanks for the slippers. Shima loved the treats of course.
DeleteCan you get Che to do a proper window repair?
ReplyDeleteAt this point I'm not counting on Che either.
DeleteI can clean it up and re putty it...if I can get that red shit off...otherwise I'll have to replace it again.
ReplyDeleteI keep looking at the picture of that window and wonder how anyone...even high as fuck could do such a bad job and think it's ok.
ReplyDeleteI replaced windows a few times as a kid. My dad taught us, since we broke them frequently playing soccer etc. and yes even my 10 year old self probably did a better job. He did the glass cutting. Made a small stack of panes that would fit
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ReplyDeleteYeah it is one of the easier things to do on a job site. Everyone learns as we all break a window sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to know a lot about jail slippers 🤨
ReplyDeleteway to much lol
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DeleteFrom as a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
DeleteJust got a ping from Amazon your slippers should arrive today, am planning funeral, will check back with you later in the week..Maria
ReplyDeleteCool I'll go check for them as it's noon
DeleteThey just pinged me that the slippers are there, I'm so sorry they were supposed to be delivered to your apt door. I hope they fit and they work for you for now
DeleteI got them. Thanks.
DeleteYou're very welcome, when you get your cat let me know so I can send cat stuff 😂😂😂 Maria
DeleteI have a ton here already...even food and litter.
DeleteSilly viking 😁 there's still toys, scratching posts, cat houses and now I've got your address 😂😂😂 though I'll make sure that anything else gets delivered to your door Maria
DeleteSilly non Viking I have a Kitty condo, scratch pads and a whole big box of toys and treats and catnip. Underfoot was spoiled as my next cat will be too.
Delete😂😂😂 touche
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